Mother has horrible diarrhea

"Well, I was done shopping but mother just called and she has horrible diarrhea..." Keep this in mind when you're shopping in your local discount department store, while having a conversation with someone on your blue tooth, ...We may not be able to hear what the other person is saying to You, but we hear EVERYTHING You are saying to that person. I don't know if Your momma wants her bidness all out on tha street like that.